they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them
Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.
samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
If you can pin me down in bed and hold my hand at dinner then you basically meet my standards
Dean is 100% done.
ah yes the stop-and-blink
this is honestly one of my favorite Dean Expressions
Need some more.
I mean, hey, Kimball could’ve kept the helmet cams active on the Reds and Blues when they ran off. She could’ve known full well that Felix betrayed them. And now she and the lieutenants could be suckering Felix into a trap. Everyone’s talking about how Felix must be grinning…
prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff